So, a couple of days ago we had a door-to-door book salesman come by. The plates on his car were from Nebraska. He gave us his speech and manipulated our responses. He didn’t have any flyers or business cards. The only option was to But, if we have him half of the set price, he promised to return in person to hand deliver the books at the ene of the summer.

Here, stranger-from-Nebraska-with-no-way-to-contact-you-once-you-leave, take this $150 dollars and be sure to return in 3 months.