Below is a recent conversation with a friend:

Me: Dude, you should totally get a Tommyboy (It’s a Milk Tea & Coffee walk-up window type place.)
Friend: No, I can’t have caffeine after 8pm. It’ll keep me up all night.
(I buy Tommyboy drink – friend buys icecream.)
Me: (While taking a big drink) Man, you’re missing out on some awesome Assam Tea!
Friend: Well, at 10:00 I’ll be fast asleep in my bed and you’ll be wide awake.
Me: You know you’re old when you brag about being in bed by 10.